The Hints

Hint of the Week for March 22, 2023

Cheesy varnish sounds delicious.

Hint of the Week for March 15, 2023

FYI folks: Professor Lone Star is sick and wrote his rounds in a head cold stupor. So just to be safe, you may want to review the winners of the award that has previously been known as "Outstanding Picture" and "Outstanding Production".

There's only about 95 years worth - that should be doable by 8pm tonight, right?

Hint of the Week for March 1, 2023

I hope you've all shoveled yourselves out of yesterday's winter storm and are ready for a night out on the town tonight. As always, the Uptown Pub Quiz is ready for a night out and will be there waiting for you at 181 Cabrini.

Tonight's quiz will be brought to you by "regular" host The Sadieist and guest host Rear Admiral Jen (who chose that name for herself).

Here's a hint o' the week from Jen herself. It's in the form of a movie trailer. Enjoy!

Hint of the Week for February 22, 2023

Guest host Jay offers up this hint and beauty suggestion for tonight:

There are certain shades of limelight than can wreck a girl's complexion.

We think all the Quiz denizens are goodlooking, regardless of lighting or beverage consumption. Come check us out--not all of us are available, but Quizzing is a lot more engaging than just swiping.

Hint of the Week for February 15, 2023

Happy Valentine's Day! Professor Lone Star here - My gift to you is a hint more than a day before Quiz Starts!

Since it's the season of love, why don't you send some love my mother's way and give her IMDB page some clicks? For those of you who are new to Uptown Pub Quiz, her name is Gail Cronauer, and she's kind of a big deal. Maybe you should familiarize yourself with what she's "known for".

What's that? You have a gift for me too? Oh... It's for the Pink Elephant Gift Exchange... 

No, it's fine - I wasn't really expecting you to get me anything... 

It's fine. I'm fine.

See you Wednesday at 8 with wrapped, unlabeled presents in tow!

Hint of the Week for February 8, 2023

Happy Quiz Day! Tonight, the Evil Mr. Phil and Mary O'Shag have cooked up...something.

Your hint may make your knees hurt in sympathy: "Let somebody do 312,000 squats...and then come back to me and ask why I'm retiring!"

See you tonight at 8:00PM at 181 Cabrini!

Hint of the Week for February 1, 2023

Happy Quiz Day! It's a new month, the scores have reset for February, and we have a special quiz planned for you tonight! It's a TEARWATER TEA TAKEOVER as we have not one but TWO fabulous guest hosts, JOEY TRIVVIANI and THE HUMAN MATHEMATICIAN!

Are you excited? I know I am. Here's a hint, just in cast you aren't:

Before One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and The Silence of the Lambs came this movie.

I have know idea what it means, but I'm looking forward to finding out!

See you tonight at 8:00PM at 181 Cabrini!

Hint of the Week for January 25, 2023

Folks, it's here - the last Wednesday of the month, and it's time to award the Jordy*. Join us tonight at 8 PM for five fabulous rounds of Trivia, and some astounding prizes!

But before we get to the good stuff, there are a couple important pieces of housekeeping:

And with that out of the way, here's something to whet your whistle - The Hint of the Week!

Now I'm not saying that it would WIN you the night, but if anyone ever wanted to attempt an Edward Forty Hands at the Uptown Pub Quiz, they would at least get a Gold Star**.

* in either physical or metaphorical form.

** also in either physical or metaphorical form.

Hint of the Week for January 18, 2023

We've got a fantastic quiz planned for you tonight, but it's still many hours away. While we wait for the quiz to start, let's just stare at this carpet pattern for a while. Now... what Stanley Kubrick movie does this remind me of?

Don't think about it too hard! Remember, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

See you at the quiz!

Hint of the Week for January 11, 2023

Tonight's quiz will be hosted by our outgoing quizmasters Naomi of the North and Jon "The Wonder" Wunder.

We're not sure what to expect, but Jon has generously offered this hint for tonight's quiz:

 Jon Wunder, 2 time Raingutter Regatta Champion!

I'm sure you'll figure out how to interpret that. Good luck! And we'll see you at 8 PM!

Hint of the Week for January 4, 2023

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog?

Hint of the Week for December 28, 2022

Vodka, triple sec, and lime, banzai!

Hint of the Week for December 21, 2022

Happy Solstice, and Happy Fourth Night of Chanukah!

We’re in a festive spirit tonight at the Uptown Pub Quiz, so I have a simple and festive hint for you!

Just follow this link.

And when you’re done watching that, figure out where your holiday sweaters are: we’re decking the halls and our bodies tonight, so come tonight wearing your favorite festive garb!

See you at 8PM tonight at 181 Cabrini!

Hint of the Week for December 14, 2022

This polygon goes to eleven.

Hint of the Week for December 7, 2022

Wednesday night is just mostly dead.

Hint of the Week for November 30, 2022

Today's weather is great for those who like getting caught in the rain. And if you like making love at midnight, you're in luck, because pub quiz will be over by ten.