The Hints

Hint of the Week for February 8, 2023

Happy Quiz Day! Tonight, the Evil Mr. Phil and Mary O'Shag have cooked up...something.

Your hint may make your knees hurt in sympathy: "Let somebody do 312,000 squats...and then come back to me and ask why I'm retiring!"

See you tonight at 8:00PM at 181 Cabrini!

Hint of the Week for February 1, 2023

Happy Quiz Day! It's a new month, the scores have reset for February, and we have a special quiz planned for you tonight! It's a TEARWATER TEA TAKEOVER as we have not one but TWO fabulous guest hosts, JOEY TRIVVIANI and THE HUMAN MATHEMATICIAN!

Are you excited? I know I am. Here's a hint, just in cast you aren't:

Before One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and The Silence of the Lambs came this movie.

I have know idea what it means, but I'm looking forward to finding out!

See you tonight at 8:00PM at 181 Cabrini!

Hint of the Week for January 25, 2023

Folks, it's here - the last Wednesday of the month, and it's time to award the Jordy*. Join us tonight at 8 PM for five fabulous rounds of Trivia, and some astounding prizes!

But before we get to the good stuff, there are a couple important pieces of housekeeping:

And with that out of the way, here's something to whet your whistle - The Hint of the Week!

Now I'm not saying that it would WIN you the night, but if anyone ever wanted to attempt an Edward Forty Hands at the Uptown Pub Quiz, they would at least get a Gold Star**.


* in either physical or metaphorical form.

** also in either physical or metaphorical form.

Hint of the Week for January 18, 2023

We've got a fantastic quiz planned for you tonight, but it's still many hours away. While we wait for the quiz to start, let's just stare at this carpet pattern for a while. Now... what Stanley Kubrick movie does this remind me of?

Don't think about it too hard! Remember, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

See you at the quiz!

Hint of the Week for January 11, 2023

Tonight's quiz will be hosted by our outgoing quizmasters Naomi of the North and Jon "The Wonder" Wunder.

We're not sure what to expect, but Jon has generously offered this hint for tonight's quiz:

 Jon Wunder, 2 time Raingutter Regatta Champion!

I'm sure you'll figure out how to interpret that. Good luck! And we'll see you at 8 PM!

Hint of the Week for January 4, 2023

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog?

Hint of the Week for December 28, 2022

Vodka, triple sec, and lime, banzai!

Hint of the Week for December 21, 2022

Happy Solstice, and Happy Fourth Night of Chanukah!

We’re in a festive spirit tonight at the Uptown Pub Quiz, so I have a simple and festive hint for you!

Just follow this link.

And when you’re done watching that, figure out where your holiday sweaters are: we’re decking the halls and our bodies tonight, so come tonight wearing your favorite festive garb!

See you at 8PM tonight at 181 Cabrini!

Hint of the Week for December 14, 2022

This polygon goes to eleven.

Hint of the Week for December 7, 2022

Wednesday night is just mostly dead.

Hint of the Week for November 30, 2022

Today's weather is great for those who like getting caught in the rain. And if you like making love at midnight, you're in luck, because pub quiz will be over by ten.